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Where Are the Customers' Yachts?
by Fred Schwed Jr.
A 1940 satire of Wall Street that is still accurate: brokers get rich, customers do not. Funny and wise.
Read it if…
you want investing skepticism with laughs.
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Skip it if…
you want a how-to.
Try instead: The Money Game →
Three things you will actually use
- Fees are the business.
- Skepticism is protective.
- Keep it simple.
Do this first
Read the chapter on the title question.
Our verdict
Wall Street satire.
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